Chloe.
She's our little fastidious child. She may come in a small little body but she's surely the most persistent of our progeny.
She decided her dad had a few premature grey eyebrow hairs and that just
wouldn't do. And so, like any emboldened and meticulous child
would do, she took matters into her own hands and rid her father of them.
This is the frightening little scene that I walked downstairs and saw:
Thank
goodness for my iphone camera! I keep it on silent just for this
purpose. Silent Mode
= Stealth picture snapping.
She enlisted the help of her cousin Madi to hold the light on her
dad's face so that she could get down to the very important and ultra serious business of "feral-free
facescaping".
As for Mark, he's either one brave dad, one desperate
grey ridden man, or simply a whipped father. Most likely a combination of all
three.
And poor poor Chloe. Should I tell her that her dad's about to turn the
big 5-0 this December and that it's only gonna get worse? Very soon this old man is gonna start needing more than just tweezers.
I feel a "50 year old" gift box coming on!! It's gonna be awesome!
ReplyDeleteHilarious child! Do you think you might end up sleeping on the couch when Mark sees this post?
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