I shall try to look past the nasty business of your breaking and entering and classify your crime of passion as a simple goodwill mission. You are truly an ambassador of peace.
(If you're a little confused by this post...click on this link to read Looky Loo in My Loo)
To help solve this mystery first look to see if the before mentioned magazine is missing and second look at your flower beds to see if your weeds have been pulled, but only in certain areas. This may help solve your crime. (By the way, I prefer the other magazine myself.)
ReplyDeleteSo has Mr. Torso from Men's Fitness gone missing and been replaced by a less nude Travel and Leisure? If so, there's something more sinister than a break-in going on here!
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