Take for instance this thingamajig:
Seriously, what it that? Okay, I know it's a wired marker taped to a test strip bottle but what the heck is it for? Dare I hook it up to a "C" battery and find out? I'm not sure I'm brave enough to try.
Then there's this:
Yes, you're seeing it right, it's a creepy hand. Mitch got it as a "bonus" after doing some I.T. work over the summer for a medical company that makes braces for things like knees, backs, ankles, wrists, etc. And along with one of his final paychecks, he was ever so thoughtfully awarded with a foam hand.
The thing is really creepy. So, as you can imagine, that has made it a prized possession around our house.
This thing has revolutionized our lives. Here's just a few ways this remarkable gift is so darn handy:
- A great way to safeguard your leftovers in the fridge.
- Giving a gentle nudge to wake the kids in the morning.
- Creepy bookmark.
- Easy way to pet a MEAN cat without having to risk touching it and getting scratched.
- Holds Chloe's nail polish while she paints her nails.
- Giving your reach an extra stretch by using it to hand your change through a drive-thru window.
if and when we decide to hook up that bizarre wired-up thingamajig to a battery.
OH MAN! I'm laughing SO hard right now! So many great images - especially using it at the drive-thru! Next time we're in Ashland can I PLEASE come with you (and the hand) to the drive-thru?! My life won't be complete until that day! Meanwhile, hope the kids are enjoying the best alarm clock ever!
ReplyDeleteI'm still laughing at this one. I have a less realistic Halloween arm that I'm dying to use around the house when I get it out next month! I think it's too big for the fridge, otherwise I'd use your leftovers idea - that was brilliant!
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