Chloe continues to pen more and more, shall I say, quite unique declarations of love. She has apparently abandoned the hum-drum savoir-faire of a classic Shakespearian love expression and developed her own unconventional style.
Of late, Chloe's notes fall under six very unique love categories:
Bizarre:
(This one was written around Halloween, and now I wonder if we may have watched a few too many thriller movies with the kids.)
Random Bizarre Lists:
...and Koala Bears?
Subtle Complaints:
Subtle Requests:
Not so subtle Complant AND Request:
Luckily this complaint was aimed at the school for planning a field trip the day after school got back in from winter break.
Apparently Miss Chloe would have scheduled it at a better time.
Funny:
And now it's clear that Chloe's loyalties for the Beavers
ended when they lost the playoffs.
And from time to time
Good Old-Fashioned True Love:
Connor, in stark contrast, sticks to the tried and true declarations, the kind that make you feel warm and fuzzy instead of confused and perplexed (but highly amused)--like Chloe's notes tend to do.
(one of Connor's favorite baseball pitchers)
The U.K.?
That's real love right there, don't you think?
Awkward OR agreeable, you gotta love a love note.
Bloody, loose molars, knives and toilets?! I'd sleep with pepper spray if I were you!
ReplyDeleteBut at least you're loved more than the UK! That IS pretty good!
My favorite is the do-my-laundry one. Hehehe
I LOVE IT! This kind of stuff melts my Auntie heart! Thanks for the warm fuzzies!
ReplyDelete(PS. I love you more than toilet seats, too!)
I love you more than my trailer on a cold, windy day at the dunes;)
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