His latest class assignment was to sew pajamas. The kid had to actually drive himself to a fabric shop and buy all the stuff for his project. I can just imagine the conversation he had with his buddies when they asked if they could hang out after school and he had to tell them he couldn't because he was headed to JoAnn's Fabrics for some thread and flannel.
And here's what happens when you combine a pajama project with Mitchell's favorite color orange...
Prison Pants!
You'll notice he didn't exactly volunteer for this photo. In fact he's been complaining that kids and adults often make remarks about blog posts he tragically gets to star in. He says it's like living with paparazzi in his own house. That's when I explained to him that some kids have mothers that badger them, others have mothers that blog them. It's just pitfalls of not being able to pick your parents.
Recently I've been trying to get him to go out and weed-wack along the roadway of our property in his new pajamas. I think he looks like those inmates you see along our Oregon highways cleaning, mowing, and weed-wacking. I think it would add a little intrigue to have our neighbors think we've hired out our yard work to a criminal. Keep the neighbors guessing. So far, no amount of money seems to lure him into actually doing it.
Mitchell on the other hand just wants to get through this sewing class, graduate, and move far far away from his mother's blog.
Tell Mitchell that I like them! As a matter of fact, he can make me some too. (My favorite color is blue, hint, hint) It would be a great Christmas gift!
ReplyDeleteI think you're going about persuading him to work outside in the wrong way (esp. if you're going with the prison theme). Instead of offering him money, make it a punishment. Having people think you've hired a criminal is an opportunity you don't want to miss! You HAVE to make this happen - especially now he objects to being blogged about!
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